Traincat
20s, f. Marvel Comics, Star Trek, DC, Fire Emblem. Crying about Bucky Barnes 5ever.


hey, you really have’ta stop callin’ me james…
so, what do i call you, then?
how about you just call me bucky.

"He’s a pain in the ass."

cerseiscrown:

one of my favorite things about fandom is that the exchange of intellectual and creative property is a legitimate form of gift giving. like ‘i’m so enchanted by you, i love you, let me tell you a story’

hladgerd:

so do u think hydra hires a separate guy to apply the winter soldier’s eyeliner or do u think one of the scientists draws the short straw and the rest of them just hand over a maybelline pencil and go “good luck”

autoluminescence asked: i'm so sorry that u had a bad day, bb, but: brooklyn 99 gang host a seder DON'T ASK WHY JUST GO FOR IT

swanjolras:

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD i can’t even make this fic i’m just

so headcanon: jake’s, like, a REALLY lapsed jew (i mean he’s had a bar mitzvah, he knows like half the v’ahavta, he makes latkes on hanukkah, but ever since his nana died there’s been no one yelling at him to do shabbat and he’s forgotten literally everything)

but he and gina are talking one day about how jake’s nana used to host the most hardcore seders— like, 3 hours long, matzo balls that were exactly the right amount of fluffy, horseradish that would make your brain steam out your ears, the afikomen would not be found for y e a r s

and holt hears them and happens to mention that oh, he and kevin have been looking for a seder to attend this weekend, they usually have a seder with kevin’s family but unfortunately kevin’s mother’s cousin’s older daughter (who usually hosts them) has recently had a baby and can’t do it, and everyone else in kevin’s family is too far away, what on earth will they do

and amy overhears this and HELPFULLY INFORMS HOLT!! THAT JAKE IS HOSTING A SEDER!! THE BEST SEDER EVER!! HIS FAMOUS SEDER! THAT HE DOES EVERY YEAR! AND YOU ARE TOTALLY WELCOME TO ATTEND SIR!!

captain holt is like, that sounds lovely, santiago

amy is like, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jake is like, what

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lovelydean:

secret avengers (2014) #2

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once-upon-a-time-the-end:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

melannen:

Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division

Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.

Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.

elite club for people who engineer their family seders so they always get to read the wicked son

clint barton + coffee